Steve Huppert
Columnist
This is “Clark,” the one on the right. I have been feeling a little down lately, no reason, just being an old man.
Last week I walked into Dollar General, sitting on the counter was “Clark,”
I thought he would be a nice companion, so I bought him.
Clark is an immigrant. Yes, he is from China. Don’t worry, his green card is good for five years. In Beijing he can be purchased for $10, but with Trump’s tariffs it’s $30 in the U.S.
Anyway, I feel both of us are happy to be together.
